Natural Stress Buster
Throughout time, it has been said that laughter is the best medicine. These funnytake to work jokes, are a natural stress buster. I’m sure we can all use a dose of medicine right about now. Lighten the mood and share a few jokes with the team.
Funny Jokes from the Office
Funny things can be found throughout the workplace. For instance, when younger workers, drop a pen or piece of paper, they swoop down and pick up like nothing happened. Fast-forward 20 years; when a more “seasoned” worker drops something, when they bend down, they look around to see what else they can get while they’re down here? I realized I might be working more than 40 hours a week at my new job when they issued me a badge, laptop and sleeping bag on my first day! Yesterday was Bring You Daughter to Work Day. Or, as some refer to it, Marry Rich or This is How You’ll End up Day!
Story Jokes are Funny
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff. He thinks he’s smarter being a big shot lawyer from New York. Also, he has a better education than a sheriff from West Virginia. The sheriff asks for license and registration. The lawyer asks, “What for?” The sheriff responds, “You didn’t come to a complete stop at the stop sign.” The lawyer says, “I slowed down and no one was coming.” “You still didn’t come to a complete stop. License and registration please,” said the sheriff impatiently.
The lawyer says, “If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I’ll give you my license and registration and you can give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don’t give me the ticket.” The sheriff says, “That sounds fair, please exit your vehicle.” The lawyer steps out and the sheriff takes out his nightstick and starts beating the lawyer with it. The sheriff says, “Do you want me to stop or just slow down?”
Silly jokes aren’t just for the young at heart. A good set of silly jokes can be flung like rapid zingers. Consider the following silly short jokes. I work for a good cause, ‘cause I need the money. I don’t drink coffee at work, it keeps me awake. Q) What do you call a cow with no legs? A) Ground beef Q) Why don’t cannibals eat comedians? A) Because they taste funny. Q) What kind of exercises do lazy people do? A) Diddly-squats
Bosses are Funny
My boss thinks his grey hair makes him look distinguished. Well it is true, it does distinguish him, from the younger looking people! Our boss is becoming better liked, we can tell because people are starting to wave at him with all five fingers. My boss has different colored eyes, two of them are green. My boss told me I dressed better ten years ago. What happened? I still wear the same clothes?
There’s More Out There
In the same way that laughter reduces stress levels, it also increases circulation and muscle relaxation. When circulation is increased, more oxygen reaches the brain, which, in turn, can enable people to think more clearly. To keep the funny coming your way check out these funny jokes to take to the office.